Erin

hitlervevo:

when the smart kid gets a bad grade

when couples at school break up

fights over facebook comments

girls crying over their school pictures

can we all just talk about how sadistic we are

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

onlyyasmin:

jerseyless:

Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker

I need this

“

I fucking love Lucy Liu.

— Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (via friendlymoose)

homeless-network:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen for 21 years

bonesfeelcold:

dinosaurs64:

kardashitans:

do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed

i wish i could unread this

holy-derp-kittens:

Jennifer Lawrence is amazing.

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

aiclan:

put on your war paint

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